Tbh I know I talk about my band almost all the time but it’s because it’s the only thing I’ve got going for me. It makes me happy to play my bands music and play shows around here. Not to mention my best friends are in this band. But they’re not only friends they are my family. We love doing what we do and won’t stop. I cherish the fact that we even get to play shows. I am extremely proud of how far @theempiremustend has come in not even a year of begin together and I’m even more excited about what the future has in hold for us. I’m in this for the long haul. #haulass

Tbh I know I talk about my band almost all the time but it’s because it’s the only thing I’ve got going for me. It makes me happy to play my bands music and play shows around here. Not to mention my best friends are in this band. But they’re not only friends they are my family. We love doing what we do and won’t stop. I cherish the fact that we even get to play shows. I am extremely proud of how far @theempiremustend has come in not even a year of begin together and I’m even more excited about what the future has in hold for us. I’m in this for the long haul. #haulass

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simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging